Tuesday, July 25, 2006

what do you get when your friend is mrs usa

outing 1
me: so what car did you buy?
mrs usa: chevy
me: arent they used abundantly as rental cars in usa?

outing 2
mrs usa is coming from bugis to pick us up at somerset
mrs usa: where can i pick you gals?
me: why don't you tell us where to wait for you
mrs usa: *mumbled something incoherent *
me: why don't you dictate because i can tell you a place but you might not know where it is
mrs usa: *mumbled something incoherent again*
me: how are you coming by?
mrs usa: from bugis, will pass by sp

me: thats easy, we will wait at the SP entrance
mrs usa: is there a place to stop the car?
me: stop? yeah, by the road, we will hop on and off we go in 5mins or less
mrs usa: *insisting she needs to stop the car* but..but where can i stop the car?

me: you do not need to stop the car, just turn on your hazzard lights, slow down, stop and we will hop on
mrs usa: is there a place where can i stop the car?
me: *frustrated* pass the phone to floatie and walk off

conclusion: mrs usa will pick us up from the carpark opposite sp where she can STOP her car
and load 100 elephants or mammoths or whatever that is bigger


outing 3
me: lets have korean food, i like the bimbimbap here
mrs usa: nah, i like the XXX restaurant in NYC. Its authentic, delicious and value for money
me: we also have fantastic koprean food here!

outing 4
juzmmm: oh we would like to sell sgp, promote the places of interest and events
mrs usa: whats there to sell for sgp?

mrs usa is also featured in this post http://floatie.blogspot.com/2006/07/jus-shoes.html

p.s. mrs usa, i love you as my friend and i am praying for you to emigrate to usa soon. You can then call youself a new-yorker,
genetically engineered to only like manhanttan.

3 comments:

... said...

re outing 4:

quote unquote celeblogger BM:

See??!! So many places to go to!!!

On a related note, Rambo Tan has also written about how Singaporeans always say that Singapore is boring.

It's not Singapore that is boring.

Dun make me say it. =_=

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read this.. for rambotan's entry on NOTHING TO DO as referred to by BM - http://www.rambotan.com/?p=150
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NOW dun tell me it's bcos of my job. da job gives me crystal ball view of future. wat i screamin at is CURRENT~! at current state ordi, Singapore is lovely.. and i wana repeat myself again as in my phuket entry,
"... and did i mention ordi i still thk Singapore is beautiful.. where to find.. emotions obligations humidity aside... a place so near paradise~!"

goondu said...

no no, its definitly not because you are in So and So company. Well, I love this place too, and I love it even more whenever I travel and realised how much I miss the food, people and comfort here

... said...

haha... i super second that.. every time a new place i still thk singapore best.. complain wat? garmen not to ur liking.. it's exactly da same hands that get us all well fed and safe and complacent..

contentment.. dun lose liao then realise..